by Ph. Dr. MacGregor Joe of Moka
Bed
Place where humans lay for the night. Not supposed to jump on
top when they are looking.
Car
Ours: Big box will wheels, we get inside to get to new peeing places.
Others: Big boxes with wheels that drive by our street.
Must be barked at.
Cat
Furry creature that meows the other
side of the street. A living challenge.
Dirty
sock
A very pleasurable object for playing.
Must be hunted down without humans noticing.
Door
A battle not always won.
Garbage man
The guy that keeps stealing our stuff. Must be barked
at ferociously.
Human
Creature that provides food and patting. Very
useful.
Mail man
The guy that keeps touching the
entrance door. Must be barked at ferociously.
Master
Me.
Meal time
Moment to lay under the table and
wait. Once every 100 meals a french fry falls out of it.
No
Maybe.
Patting
Delightful rubing and scratching that humans provide.
Must pretend not to enjoy it and growl a bit to keep good Terrier image.
Pet
My favorite human.
Toy
Anything that is left around and looks fragile
or forbidden.
Treat
They scream "bolinhooooooo" (portuguese for dog cookie) and palate joy
follows...
Vacuum cleaner
Big noisy thing that mom insists on dragging
around the house. Must be bitten hard. Get mom's foot also if
available.
Veterinary
Lady in white that gives white small treats called deworm pills.
Watering flowers hose
A tricky snake that spits
water. Only the best can control it without soaking.
(more to come soon)
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